It’s important to have a code to help you live your life to the fullest. Here are five rules to keep you on track:
- Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
- Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.