I’m having a quick coffee break to, well, have a non-caffeinated beverage. Since I stopped drinking coffee nearly five years ago. Anyway, zipped along to Starbucks with my workmate Stretch to get my usual grande, extra hot, trim chai but…
News reports say actress/singer Brittany Murphy has died of a cardiac arrest. She was just 32. Her films included 8 Mile and Clueless. ON THE WEB Brittany Murphy dies
According to Google’s webmaster tools, some of the popular searches that end up pointing to my site are: confuddled (I’m # 4 on Google. I’d like to thank the Academy … ) I’m #5 for “Crack a Woody”. Best ad…
Are you a Twit? Or whatever it is those of us who use Twitter should be called (Twitchy perhaps, or Twats?) Anyway, brace yourselves kiddies. Santa is online and, well, loaded, via a Twitter account named loadedsanta (no surprise there,…
(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) I can’t believe Christmas has snuck up on me again, waving its tinselly bits at me mockingly as I wonder where the past 12 months have Have you written your…
An eagle-eyed colleague spotted a mention of our homegrown “Bulgarian airbag” flasher on the Register website. You know, the wee chicky babe who flashed her boobies at passing motorists only to be bowled over for her troubles. Then slapped with…
