Funny stuff Undercover elephants by Jillian Allison-Aitken • January 18, 2014 Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Good disguise, eh? Possibly related posts: Origin of a Christmas tradition Public debut a wee bit clumsy The politically correct 12 Days of Christmas Please come in, Winston, and show me your king-size pizza Feeling peckish?