Stop that, you’ll go blind

February 5, 2009
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Star Wars euphemisms for whacking your weasel:

  • Shooting Womprats in Beggar’s Canyon 
  •  Grooming the Wookie
  • Making the Kessel Run
  • Polishing Vader’s Helmet
  • Evacuating Tatooine
  • Unsheathing the Meatsaber
  • Releasing the Special Edition
  • Jumping to Delight Speed
  • Communicating with Red Leader One
  • Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
  • Tinkering With the R2 Unit
  • Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
  • Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
  • Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
  • Test Firing the Death Star
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