An Aussie bloke appeared in court this week, charged with possession of a whole bunch of stun guns. Apparently, he got sprung with 41 of the suckers and had already sold 59 of them. The police reckoned the stun guns…
Day: February 7, 2009
Shopping with the elderly
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home one afternoon having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, pulled it over her cigarette, and…
Having a bad day
I knew it was going to be a bad day. Sure enough I rear-ended a car this morning. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am…
Building a business
As more information comes to light about Nadya Suleman, the mother of the octuplets born in Los Angeles, the more I think the woman is an A-grade idiot. And a selfish one at that. So now we know she already…