Dear readers, I need your help.
Take a deep breath, brace yourself and point your browser to the Internetstats website.
Now, here’s the question: Is that woman real? Is she the result of a wayward plastic surgeon? Or is she _ as I suspect — the long-lost lovechild of Liza Minnelli’s oh-so-startled-looking ex-hubby David Gest?
What is it with celebs and their love affair with nipping and tucking everything that jiggles, dangles or moves? Of course, not all cosmetic surgery looks as scary as Gest’s example. In fact, at Good Plastic Surgery you can check out some of the better Hollywood panel-beating.
One person who definitely won’t be featured on that site any time soon is pop freak Michael Jackson.