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	<description>More drivel than you can shake a monkey at</description>
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		<title>Trent: stop fondling your bits!</title>
		<link>http://bygeorge.co.nz/2012/02/this-man-needs-to-stop-fondling-his-bits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose any headline proclaiming a father of 14 to be a virgin is going to get your attention, but having taken a look at this guy I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m surprised he became a father via sperm donation. This &#8220;organic&#8221; dad started his own free sperm bank and proceeded to be his own best customer. He says he has an ideal gene pool to father children. Hmmm, is it just me or does it look like his own father may have been a six-toed banjo-plucking freak who didn&#8217;t look too far from the family tree when it came time to reproduce? Anyway, virginal computer geek Trent Arsenault said: I coined this term &#8220;donor sexual&#8221; &#8230; it means 100 per cent of my sexual energy is for producing sperm for childless couples to have babies. So I don&#8217;t have other activity outside of that. Riiiight. Let&#8217;s break that down: he spends all his sexual energy producing sperm for childless couples, and has no other activity outside of that. In other words, he&#8217;s constantly fondling his gherkin. Hope he washes his hands properly.]]></description>
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		<title>So here we are again &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 18:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
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		<title>Smoking hot magician!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The politically correct will probably be screwing their noses up at the smoking in this video but it&#8217;s some entertaining trickery. Quite long, but well worth taking the time to watch it.]]></description>
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		<title>Milkshakes a dying breed?</title>
		<link>http://bygeorge.co.nz/2012/02/milkshakes-a-dying-breed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My latest rant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it so hard to find a half-way decent milkshake in good old Invercargill? Once in a blue moon, I have a hankering for a good, old-fashioned milk shake and it&#8217;s always the same old thing I want: caramel or jaffa with ice cream. Bell&#8217;s used to be the place to go but not so much any more &#8230; the last time I tried one of their concoctions I ended up with something that was sickly sweet and hovering somewhere around room temperature. Sass Cafe at least manage to produce something cold. Just a shame it was tasteless. Well, that&#8217;s not entirely true: there was just enough flavour to make it taste decidedly weird. Ick. The next attempt was at Devil Burger, where it was back to sickly sweet and not cold. In fact, this time around it was almost warm-ish. Double ick.]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day!</title>
		<link>http://bygeorge.co.nz/2012/02/happy-valentines-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
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		<title>An engaging concept</title>
		<link>http://bygeorge.co.nz/2012/02/an-engaging-concept/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
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		<title>Found posted very low on a fridge door</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[It made me laugh]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn&#8217;t help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom!  If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to WTF Friday</title>
		<link>http://bygeorge.co.nz/2012/02/welcome-to-wtf-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
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		<title>What a bunch of boobs</title>
		<link>http://bygeorge.co.nz/2012/02/what-a-bunch-of-boobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My latest rant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News at 6]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Opinions are a lot like arseholes: everyone has one and most of them are full of shit. Right now, it seems every man and his dog has an opinion on breastfeeding and they are keen to share those opinions. Mothers opt to bottle feed for many reasons: sometimes they are unable to breastfeed no matter how hard they try, sometimes mothers get sick, sometimes babies are born early and are unable to feed, sometimes life is just so hectic that it&#8217;s too much to take on, sometimes it&#8217;s simply a choice &#8230; that woman&#8217;s choice, not the choice of some breast-is-best psycho who thinks everyone should follow their line of thinking. And if a mother chooses to breastfeed, then that is her personal choice, too. Yes, I know the La-La Land League (or whatever the hell the Boobs R Us outfit is called) reckon every woman is able to breastfeed and, god dammit, she should be forced to perform her diarying duties with a certain level of glee until her child is approaching puberty but sometimes real life gets in the way.  They packed the shits over an anti-smoking ad that showed Piri Weepu bottle-feeding his six-month-old daughter and now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hunter gatherer</title>
		<link>http://bygeorge.co.nz/2012/02/hunter-gatherer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jillian Allison-Aitken</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was full of optimism when Norman the Naughty Cat got her new collar a week or two ago but that optimism was short-lived. We bought a second collar, this time for Seymour the Wonder Cat, in an effort to stop to make sure Seymour wasn&#8217;t feeling left out: he&#8217;d taken to walking up to Norman and poking at her new, shiny bell to make it ring. So now Seymour has a rather fetching yellow/green collar and his very own bell. And Norman no longer has her collar &#8230; she managed to remove it last Thursday. I arrived home from work that night and she positively bounced along the hallway to greet me, squawking excitedly. Then, she turned and bounced into our bedroom at the end of the hallway, stood in front of her favourite window and hopped from foot-to-foot like an excited child (well, in Norman&#8217;s case, feet-to-feet). She looked at me. She looked down. She squawked again, then looked at me again, all the while hopping expectantly. And there it was: a dead bird. Damn. She was singularly unimpressed when I picked the thing up and disposed of it. However, since then, she&#8217;s been giving the birdies a [...]]]></description>
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