Category: Random crap

Random thoughts and equally random web links. Unfortunately for you, I like to share.

Useful information alert!

Investigative journalist, motivational children’s party entertainer and antique soda bottle collector Stephenson Billings offers some important advice on how to spot a masturbator. Let’s be careful out there. And wash your hands.

Oops … she’s not a he after all

Hmm, so you stumble across an innocent looking ad for a dress on Trade Me. But on second glance there’s something amiss … something out of place. Something, well, possibly rude. Fortunately, at third glance, looking at the full-sized view…

Have you ever wondered …

how to electrocute a pickle? No, me neither. However, I can see the benefits. I mean, after a rough day at the office it’s better you electrocute a poor, innocent pickle than Taser some poor, innocent bystander.

Because, as one of my kindly readers pointed out, Tasers kill people.

Wow, who’d have thunk it.

But I digress. Pickles. Want to know how to electrocute one? Watch the video.

Disclaimer: No pickles were harmed in the making of this website. Well, not many.

Santa: online and out of control

Are you a Twit? Or whatever it is those of us who use Twitter should be called (Twitchy perhaps, or Twats?) Anyway, brace yourselves kiddies. Santa is online and, well, loaded, via a Twitter account named loadedsanta (no surprise there,…

Just 9 sleeps to go

So, are we excited about Christmas yet? It’s sneaking up on us now and will be here before we know it so enjoy the last week where you might possibly enjoy some gentle sanity before Christmas week arrives to slap…