Category: Random crap

Random thoughts and equally random web links. Unfortunately for you, I like to share.

Workplace safety warning

We got into a discussion about farts at the office yesterday afternoon (as you do) and it got me thinking about safety issues … me being the health and safety rep on our floor and all. It seems there’s a…

Chernobyl: a photo-essay

A friend/colleague/someone who’s paid to put up with me for 40 hours a week has been on an extended trip around Europe, taking in the sights of popular tourist attractions like … er, Chernobyl. Seriously though, Jared’s taken some great…

In honour of the under-rated seagull

I’ve always had great admiration for seagulls. Sure, they are scavengers and don’t exactly have the best table manners but you have to admire a bird that does do well in such a hostile environment. Unlike us humans, they have…

Ah Sesame Street

It had it all: drama, intrigue, humour. Don’t you miss it?

PS: I like paperclips, too.

Things that make you dizzy

Here’s an interesting experiment in brain function (and let’s face it, I’m  just happy my brain works at all some days). Check out the spinning dancer chick to find out which side of your brain is dominant. If clockwise, then…

Useful information alert!

Investigative journalist, motivational children’s party entertainer and antique soda bottle collector Stephenson Billings offers some important advice on how to spot a masturbator. Let’s be careful out there. And wash your hands.

Oops … she’s not a he after all

Hmm, so you stumble across an innocent looking ad for a dress on Trade Me. But on second glance there’s something amiss … something out of place. Something, well, possibly rude. Fortunately, at third glance, looking at the full-sized view…