Random crap

Random thoughts and equally random web links. Unfortunately for you, I like to share.

A blast from the not-so-musical past

I’m not sure how it happened, but while minding my own business and surfing the net the other day I stumbled across this old gem from 2012: Lisa Gail Allred’s 3 Second Rule. Holy crap, I’d forgotten just how awful it was. Anyway, now that it’s stuck in my brain AGAIN (dammit), I think it’s only fair that I should inflict it on someone else. You’re welcome!

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Act now … or tomorrow … or next week

Act now … or tomorrow … or next week

Are you a procrastinator? I am to a minor degree, but I think that’s just human nature: we’re not always keen to do things that are hard work or a bit boring. Apparently though, it’s something we should cure by taking a course. An online course, in fact. Get The Darned Thing Done – How To Beat Procrastination In 14 Days was given a somewhat glowing review by a reporter for the Mail Online last...

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For that ‘hard to shop for’ person?

For that ‘hard to shop for’ person?

So Christmas is getting ever closer, and we all have that one person on our list who is nearly impossible to shop for. Well have I got news for you! From the “things you didn’t know you needed but can find on the internet” comes a product called My New Pink Button, which has made a few sales on Amazon. I’m glad you asked (although you might wish you’d kept that question to yourself once I’ve explained).  My New Pink Button is a “temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia”. Yes folks, it’s lipstick for your girly bits. It’s currently out of stock so sorry, if you were keen to try a new shade for summer you might have to wait a while. I think I might need a cup of tea and a lie down.

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Left, right, left, dip!

Left, right, left, dip!

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Any cat owner/slave will understand this

Any cat owner/slave will understand this

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Sounds like a shit auction to me

Sounds like a shit auction to me

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Another trashy story?

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So here we are again …

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Smoking hot magician!

The politically correct will probably be screwing their noses up at the smoking in this video but it’s some entertaining trickery. Quite long, but well worth taking the time to watch it.

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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