The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. ‘Jesus Christ!’ he exclaimed. Joseph said,…
And I shall call him …
Category: Funny stuff
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
My word!
For all you lexophiles (lovers of words) 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tyred. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes…
Mein Fuhrer, the musical …
How-to guide: cleaning the loo
Instructions for cleaning the toilet: Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet. At…
Was that the wrong answer?
Who’d have thunk it: when a husband asks what you’d like to do with his body, apparently “identify it” isn’t the correct answer.
Following on from the previous post on boobage …
Rugby World Cup rules of engagement
From September 9 until October 23 you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the…
Bloody Aussies
A Kiwi was living in Aussie but about to fly home to New Zealand to witness the mighty All Blacks win the Rugby World Cup. However, he wasn’t feeling very well do decided to have a checkup before his trip.…
Safety tips for dog-owners
