However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband: “I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” He never heard the shot …
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. Teacher: What is this? Kid: It’s a drawing of a cow eating grass. Teacher: *Looks at the paper* Where’s the grass? Kid: The cow ate all of it. Teacher: *Looks at the paper again* Then, where’s the cow? Kid: It left because there was...
This is pretty amazing: this amazing math quiz can predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works No peeking … find your number first before you look at the list (we don’t want to unduly influence your choice now, do we?) Pick a number from...
After three years of marriage, the wife as still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “How many women have you slept with?” “Baby,” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.” She promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to...
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys a block of land in an isolated part of the West Coast, as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s...
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