However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Who’d have thunk it: I know some clean jokes! OK, so they aren’t particularly funny but it’s a hard road finding the perfect joke.
Why is the ocean wet?
Because the sea weed.
Why did the Nolvadex for sale fly fly?
Because the spider spied her.
What do you call a kungfu pig?
What do you call a blind deer?
What do you call a dead blind deer?
Still no idea.
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler!
Why did the koala bear fall out of Cheapest viagra online the tree?
He had no arms.
Why did the second koala bear fall out of the tree?
He was holding onto the first koala.
Why did the third koala bear fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Why did the girl fall off her bike?
She got hit by a falling koala bear.
What’s yellow, weighs one ton and whistles?
Two half ton canaries.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
For stamping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
For stamping out flaming ducks.