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One for the Twihards


Hmmm, a dilemma

Metallica has now caved in to the demands of their Mainland fans and will perform in Christchurch.

Wow, this is bloody good news.

However, it is also causing a bit of a dilemma: I’ve already my tickets the Leonard Cohen concert (mental note to self: still have to book flights and a hotel) and I’m just a few days away from going back to work after a 2-week break and have more leave booked for September. Our plan was to maybe flit off to the Gold Coast for a week or two during the second half of September (or maybe Las Vegas … we’re playing it by ear).

The dilemma comes from the dates: the only time the bloke of the house (aka my poor, long-suffering but well-insured husband) can get time off at the same time I can is from September 17. But now, maybe, we might just have to fit our wee break in with a Metallica concert (September 22) on the way out of the country. But (yes, another but) we would have to cut short the planned 2 weeks away to get the aforementioned well-insured bloke back in time for work.

Bugger, it’s a dilemma.



A musical interlude …

David Bowie and Marianne Faithfull singing I Got You Babe. Awesome stuff! According to Wikipedia, they sang it together on The Midnight Special TV show in 1973-ish.


OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG … Leonard Cohen … OMG!

He’s coming back for another tour later this year. Now excuse me while I go hyperventilate.


One-man band


Since Metallica’s coming to our shores …


Police v Snow Patrol: Every Car You Chase


Tony Soprano does Wild Things

(not safe for work, or viewing around children)


Hold the front page: Jessica Simpson farts!

Apparently, Jessica let one rip during a meeting with some execs.

Oh the humanity.

It reminds me of a joke (slightly reworked to bring it up to date because I’m in an Idol kinda place at the moment!)

 A dude goes to audition for American Idol.

He gets before the judges and tells them he has a very special talent: “I can sing out of my ass!”

They all look sceptical but decide to give him a go. After all, he can’t be any more ridiculous than last season’s Norman Gentle, right?

So he drops his trousers, squats before the judging panel and takes a dump.

They can’t believe their eyes! “What the hell do you think you’re doing” they ask.

“Just clearing my throat … ”

(Maybe that’s what Jessica Simpson was trying to do. Besides, give the girl a break. She’s only human)



RIP Pauly Fuemana

Sad, he was just 40 years old. The news report he died ”after a short illness”.



Jillian "George" Allison-Aitken

I live in the deep south of New Zealand, where smelly dairy cows are taking over from sheep in the livestock stakes. My hometown is the small but perfectly formed city of Invercargill, which is also the hometown of the original boy racer, Burt Munro. Find out more about me here.


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