My husband has the world’s worst feet: gnarly and cracked, with callouses so sharp they should be registered as lethal weapons.
I don’t go near them. Ever.
I know there are people out there who find feet quite attractive; who even get quite excited by the sight of a well proportioned foot. I’m not one of them: even the most attractive of feet is still just a foot. And feet aren’t sexy.
And they often smell.
The blurb on the info card said this stuff would “soften and smoothen” (is that even a word) and promised to restore my feet “to their former glory”. Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t feel that my feet have ever been particulary glorious.
But I digress. Back to hubby and his feet. I gave him this to try and he was pretty happy with the result: his heels were much smoother and much less like a cheese grater in texture.
Although, I’m still not going to go near the things. They are feet, after all.
NS8 HEEL BALM COMPLEX (RRP $25)