NS8 heel balm

February 7, 2014

NS8 Heel Balm ComplexMy husband has the world’s worst feet: gnarly and cracked, with callouses so sharp they should be registered as lethal weapons.

I don’t go near them. Ever.

I know there are people out there who find feet quite attractive; who even get quite excited by the sight of a well proportioned foot. I’m not one of them: even the most attractive of feet is still just a foot. And feet aren’t sexy.

And they often smell.

The blurb on the info card said this stuff would “soften and smoothen” (is that even a word) and promised to restore my feet “to their former glory”. Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t feel that my feet have ever been particulary glorious.

But I digress. Back to hubby and his feet. I gave him this to try and he was pretty happy with the result: his heels were much smoother and much less like a cheese grater in texture.

Although, I’m still not going to go near the things. They are feet, after all.



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Jillian "George" Allison-Aitken

I live in the deep south of New Zealand, where smelly dairy cows are taking over from sheep in the livestock stakes. My hometown is the small but perfectly formed city of Invercargill, which is also the hometown of the original boy racer, Burt Munro. Find out more about me here.


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