There’s one side effect of having a dicky ticker I didn’t anticipate: time. You see, I used to work too many hours but when I got the diagnosis, I decided that I needed to take back control and stop working…
I was packing up our Christmas tree decorations a few weeks ago when Norman the cat discovered the Louis Vuitton box I was planning to use for the tinselly bits and bobs. She just couldn’t help herself and ended up…
Husband noticed the wife reading a cook book and says “don’t know why you looking at that, cause you sure can’t cook!” Wife replies: “Same reason you look at Porn”.