What do you call …

August 16, 2012
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!

What do you call a bull with no legs?
A ranchslider.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
Bob.

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Russel.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesawus.

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