Day: May 5, 2011

One wedding and a funeral

(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) It’s been a busy old week or two on the interwebs, with the royal wedding popping up at every turn to fill in the gaps between the fake “Osama’s dead”…

He’s doing a nu thang, and it’s creepy

God is, apparently, a fan of very bad music. Well, that’s if we are to believe the efforts of this buck-toothed, weirdly dressed (are they purple pyjamas??) wee fella.

Praise the lord and pass the whisky, this kind of music is one of the reasons I drink. Besides, just what is this new thing he’s supposed to be doing? And is it legal?