Married life

February 21, 2011
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Three good Kiwi blokes  were sitting together one day bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Auckland and had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Christchurch. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Invercargill. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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Jillian "George" Allison-Aitken

I live in the deep south of New Zealand, where smelly dairy cows are taking over from sheep in the livestock stakes. My hometown is the small but perfectly formed city of Invercargill, which is also the hometown of the original boy racer, Burt Munro. Find out more about me here.

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