Don’t have a cow, man

February 5, 2011

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is this?

Kid: It’s a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: *Looks at the paper* Where’s the grass?

Kid: The cow ate all of it.

Teacher: *Looks at the paper again* Then, where’s the cow?

Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

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Jillian "George" Allison-Aitken

I live in the deep south of New Zealand, where smelly dairy cows are taking over from sheep in the livestock stakes. My hometown is the small but perfectly formed city of Invercargill, which is also the hometown of the original boy racer, Burt Munro. Find out more about me here.


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