Day: February 7, 2011

Meanwhile, in the real world

Model Gisele has stirred things up again, this time with the comment that sunscreen is poison. She was speaking to media at the launch of her organic skincare line, Sejaa. Because, apparently, she protects her skin from the sun’s harmful rays…

Happy Duck Day!

I’ve decided to ignore yesterday’s Waitangi Day, since it’s always so bloody contentious anyway, and instead declare today my own special national holiday: Duck Day. Since it’s raining so much, meaning it’s lovely weather for them. I’m sick of hearing…

OMG, what does this mean?

We didn’t get out to our hut this weekend but when we were there last weekend we were treated to a fairly spectacular sunset and (brace yourselves) a DOUBLE RAINBOW. I controlled my urge to rave about it in a…

The compliment

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband:  “I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” He never heard the shot …