After three years of marriage, the wife as still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “How many women have you slept with?”
“Baby,” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.”
She promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
“Okay,” he said, “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, YOU, nine, ten, eleven . . . “