Day: January 6, 2011

Universal truths

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a…

Looking forward to another year

(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) Well, here we are then, staring down the barrel of another year. I’ll get the cliche over and done with by trundling out that oft-quoted old chestnut here about time…