Month: January 2011

How many?

footsies couple feet in bed

After three years of marriage, the wife as still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “How many women have you slept with?” “Baby,” he protested, “if I told you, you’d…

Grunty tennis chicks here to stay?

I’m not a huge fan of tennis, although I do class it as a sport (unlike cricket). However, on the rare occasion I do manage to show enough interest to peer at the TV screen when a tennis ball is…

Welcoming committee

Mountain man

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys a block of land in an isolated part of the West Coast, as far from humanity as possible. Sam…

What is life without Cerf-ing the net?

(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) The internet has become so much a part of everyday life so quickly that it’s probably hard for the average young-ish person to imagine a time when it wasn’t around.…