Holy vege-drama Batman, Subway is in the midst of a cucumber crisis in Taranaki.
It seems there’s a bit of a shortage of the green beasties so the sandwich franchise has had to start rationing the number of slices provided: 2 instead 3 in a 6-inch sub, 5 instead of 6 in the foot-long.
Of course, it’s all the fault of the Aussies and their dodgy climate. Just like last year’s lettuce shortage.
Oh the humanity.
ON THE WEB