Where have all the veges gone, long time passing …

Green FlowerHoly vege-drama Batman, Subway is in the midst of a cucumber crisis in Taranaki.

It seems there’s a bit of a shortage of the green beasties so the sandwich franchise has had to start rationing the number of slices provided: 2 instead 3 in a 6-inch sub, 5 instead of 6 in the foot-long.

Of course, it’s all the fault of the Aussies and their dodgy climate. Just like last year’s lettuce shortage.

Oh the humanity.



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