THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
- British Constitution
- Passive-Aggressive Disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
- Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
- Nope, no more beer for me.
- Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
- Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
- Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.