How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
The toilet paper roll: Does it grow on the holder? Round table discussion.
Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.
Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.
Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.
How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.