Remedial classes for men (or animal husbandry?)

  • Topic 1 
    How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
  • Topic 2
     The toilet paper roll: Does it grow on the holder? Round table discussion. 
  • Topic 3
     Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice. 
  • Topic 4
    Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. 
  • Topic 5 
    The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video. 
  • Topic 6
    Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.  Helpline and support groups. 
  • Topic 7 – Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right  place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum. 
  • Topic 8
     Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
  • Topic 9
    Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials. 
  • Topic 10
    Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
  • Topic 11
    Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife.  Online class and role playing. 
  • Topic 12
     How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises,  meditation, and breathing techniques. 
  • Topic 13
     How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,  anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be  late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
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