From the ‘shit I didn’t need to know’ files

Michael Douglas uses, ahem, performance-enhancing drugs to keep his pink bits perky so he can satisfy that young wifey of his.

I’m sure he’s not the first older bloke out there popping a Viagra or two in the interests of keeping things lively but did he really have to confess all to the world (well, the Daily Mail anyway).

Now excuse me while I go stare at photos of George Clooney in an attempt to purge images of wrinkly, Viagra-assisted dangly bits from my mind.


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