Apparently, Jessica let one rip during a meeting with some execs.
Oh the humanity.
It reminds me of a joke (slightly reworked to bring it up to date because I’m in an Idol kinda place at the moment!)
A dude goes to audition for American Idol.
He gets before the judges and tells them he has a very special talent: “I can sing out of my ass!”
They all look sceptical but decide to give him a go. After all, he can’t be any more ridiculous than last season’s Norman Gentle, right?
So he drops his trousers, squats before the judging panel and takes a dump.
They can’t believe their eyes! “What the hell do you think you’re doing” they ask.
“Just clearing my throat … ”
(Maybe that’s what Jessica Simpson was trying to do. Besides, give the girl a break. She’s only human)
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