“Get more out of your batteries”
Okay, so maybe I’ve got a filthy mind (well, I guess the maybe part of that sentence doesn’t really need to be there) but it did strike me as rather thoughtful of Stuff to be offering some pre-Christmas hints on how to keep the battery-powered toys chugging along a bit longer.
Speaking of mechanical boyfriends:
A woman walks into a sex toy store and asks where the vibrators are. “Come this way,” the woman behind the counter says, gesturing with her finger.
“If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need the vibrator, would I?” the woman responds.
PS: Okay, the Stuff headline was actually quite innocent but still …