Breaking News: Be afraid, be very afraid

December 21, 2009
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I’m having a quick coffee break to, well, have a non-caffeinated beverage. Since I stopped drinking coffee nearly five years ago.

Anyway, zipped along to Starbucks with my workmate Stretch to get my usual grande, extra hot, trim chai but the wee chicky-babe behind the counter must have misheard me.

As we were about to step into the lift back here at the office I got a whiff of the fragrance of my drink.

Chai? No.

Coffee? Oh yes baby. Coffee.

Really.

COFFEE.

So there you have it Invercargill, be afraid, be very afraid. I have coffee.

I’m almost afraid to drink it.

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