How to win friends and stalk people

Poor ol’ Bill Gates, he had to give up on Facebook because too many people wanted to be his friend.

Actually, that’s what I find a wee bit creepy about Facebook, the “friends”. I mean really, total strangers want to be your friend online. On Twitter they just “follow” you in a kind of non-menacing stalkerly way. Friending you on Facebook is a whole different level.

Then there’s the people who have hundreds, sometimes thousands of “friends”. Really?

Dude, if you’ve got time to maintain that many friends online, I’m guessing it’s because you don’t have any in real life.



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