My other half has been away for the past week on a hunting/fishing/drinking trip with a bunch of friends and family. It’s an annual trip and I suspect the drinking part of the equation takes up most of their time.
He took his cellphone with him in case I needed to get in touch with him. Since he’s been away, I’ve heard from him once, via a text: “when u capsize the boat in the middle of the ocean its fucking cold”.
Did I mention he’s well insured?