Month: March 2009

Slogan shirt scandal

Yes folks, not all slogan T-shirts are true! Seems a bloke in Florida was wearing a shirt emblazoned with the message “I ♥ My Marriage”  while he tried to choke his wife. Nice, he sure sounds like a catch.

The global crisis

If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational … the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank! And don’t you just know it, when these two banks merge,…

Dirty weekend?

We’re off to Wanaka for the weekend for our wedding anniversary. I guess 13 years is a reasonable achievement these days! A friend suggested we were off for a dirty weekend, but hell, I’m not sure about that. I’m taking…