Gothic kitten seller to go to court

The nasty, kitten-mangling biarch who was selling “gothic kittens” with piercings has been ordered to stand trial.

Her lawyer  reckons state law says nothing about piercing cats or docking their tails. It probably doesn’t explicitly prohibit poking red-hot poker up the rectums of kitten-mangling biarches, either. But I’m guessing it would be frowned upon.

Let’s hope they chuck the book at her.

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