Picture the scene: You are tucked up in bed, sound asleep, when suddenly you are awoken by a strange noise. And just what do you find upon investigating said noise? Well, if you are the poor woman in the news…
Don’t have a cow, man
Day: February 5, 2009
Stop that, you’ll go blind
Star Wars euphemisms for whacking your weasel: Shooting Womprats in Beggar’s Canyon Grooming the Wookie Making the Kessel Run Polishing Vader’s Helmet Evacuating Tatooine Unsheathing the Meatsaber Releasing the Special Edition Jumping to Delight Speed Communicating with Red Leader One…
Playing the blame game
It’s an absolute tragedy for the family of Aussie girl Gemma Thoms that she died from a drug overdose at the Big Day Out in Perth. But how the hell can supposedly intelligent people blame the cops for this? According…