Month: July 2008

How to get implants from a cyber sponsor

(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) So, let’s say you’re a flat-chested chicky-babe with a dream of one day being a tad more boobalicious. And let’s say you don’t have the cash to pay a nice…

New tech from Apple!

Apple Logo feature

Apple says it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit cost will vary, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about…

Getting settled in

I’ve migrated my blog from Blogger to WordPress but have been having a few “issues” with the importing of old posts. Hopefully, I’ll get it sorted in the next few days. Ah, that’s the magic of the inter-web.

Whakanuia Te Wiki o te Reo Maori

It’s Maori Language Week so point your browser to Korero Maori and polish up your skills. Maori Language Week runs from July21 to 27 and the theme for 2008 is “Te Reo i te Kainga – Maori Language in the…

Dodgy dealings in online communities

(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) New Zealand’s online trading community has been abuzz this week with the goings-on involving Mataura man Bruce Gotobed, who admits telling porkies about the history of a cross he sold…

Vodafone releases dear wee iPhone

iPhones

(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) The much-anticipated iPhone is set to finally make its official New Zealand debut tomorrow but the cost of owning one of the little beasties has probably rained on more than…