Kevin Federline (now known as Fed-Ex) and Britney Spears before she ditched him.
It’s finally happened, Britney Spears has left that no-talent git she married a couple of years ago.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m certainly no fan of the wee blonde chick’s music. However, I’ve long felt sorry for the young mum, having to deal with her Eminem-wannabe of a husband and an unforgiving media.
I just hope she doesn’t follow in the footsteps of Jessica Simpson, who felt the need to develop a trout pout via collagen injections after her marriage hit the rocks.
Repeat after me: “My lips should not be larger than my face.”