The Olympics

August 19, 2004
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Did you hear about the three guys trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to score some souvenirs and autographs.

The first says, “Let’s watch the registration table to see if there’s a crack in the security system that we can use to scam our way in” .

Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and says, “Angus MacPherson. Scotland. Shot put” , as he displays a shot put to the registration attendant.

The attendant gives him a pack with his registration gear and passes to all the Olympic events.

This inspires the intrepid trio so the first guy grabs a small tree branch, strips off the leaves, walks up the registration table and states: “Chuck Wagon. Canada. Javelin.”

It works, he gets in.

The second guy grabs a manhole cover, walks up to the registration table and says: “Dusty Rhodes. New Zealand. Discus.”

Another success.

The first two blokes suddenly realise their friend is missing and, realising he’s a bit slow on the uptake, worry he might blow their cover stories.

Just then, he walks up to the registration table with a roll of barbed wire under his arm and states: “Rusty Steele. Australia. Fencing.”

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